IF YOU MOVE YOUR HAND UP AND DOWN IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE FOLLOWING IT JDNCKDKS IM SO ENTERTAINED
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Instead of Phone Tag I’m Playing Phone Hide & Seek
I don’t want to lead girls on.
But at the same time I don’t have the courage to say “The thought of spending a significant amount of time with you makes me want to stick a loaded 12-gauge between my teeth.”
HAHAHAHA. I found this to be fuggin hilarious.
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Yeah cat! Read the shit outta that book yo!!
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Hahaha. Man, I need to have an Office marathon. Bout time I catch up.
HAHAHA! Damn, I can only HOPE my kid is this smart.
Is that how long it lasts? I don’t know. I hope it’s only six months.
Word on the street is that men suck. Am I the only one that finds sweeping generalizations to be funny?
#amusing
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